July 26, 2017 by Petrea
Wilma Wednesday: Cat Bush
“Please don’t pull on the leash, Wilma.”
“The cat is under this bush!”
“He was under the bush yesterday, but you chased him out. I don’t think he’ll be back.”
“This is where he is! I found him here!”
“I know, but you scared him. He’ll find somewhere else to hide.”
“This is the cat bush! THIS is the cat bush! THIS IS THE CAT BUUUUUSH!!!”
“Wilma, calm down!”
She stops pulling but she’s not calm, and her eyes denude that bush like electric tree trimmers.
“Honestly, Wilma, when your blood-lust gets riled, I don’t even recognize you.”
“You don’t reconnize me? I AM ME! I AM ME! I WILL KILL THAT CAT! I AM MEEEEEE!!!!”
She’s not wrong about that.